Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Can I get a "Ra-men?"

So, those classic starch-filled noodles not doing it for you anymore? Check out these new marketing ideas for the instant-soup company:


Ramen for Juiceheads

With all the craze Jersey Shore is getting nowadays, Ramen found an unexpected amount of potential revenue within the untappped market of Guidos, bodybuilders, and high school athletes. The idea was simple, really: Protein powder + Ramen = Profit!







Make way for GTLR.



Spill-proof Ramen

How many times have you been enjoying your delicious treat, only to accidentally knock it off your table/desk and have it spill anywhere? Well, we've fixed that for you. Introducing. . .




. . .Parachute Ramen!


So,  what happens next time your arm bumps the cup unexpectedly?



Now that's ingenious.



Ramen Clothing
Unfortunately, I couldn't get ahold of any of the promo shots of the new line Ramen iss planning to unveil in late 2011, but I can tell you one thing: it's interesting.

Remember chain mail? That's basically what is happening here; entire outfits are being crafted out of mass amounts of the driy noodles. Little else is known of what the company is planning with regards to this, but it's expected to give a whole new dimention to your next hot tub party.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Fly-ING


"There is an art, or rather a knack to flying.  The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."  ~Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy